Is it rude to request that a person say something...
guys seriously i’m so excited for college right now.
googlehomo: fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
twelvefootmountaintroll: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
odair: HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT
I shouldn’t have eaten so much at all.
virginityonhigh: i can’t even. i can only odd
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
seaweedick: walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”
schmergo: I am the least romantic person in the world, today I burst out laughing in the middle of kissing because I randomly thought of this:
lets-go-to-neverland: superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys beats Smee how you didn’t understand that
melevator: I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done
voldemortsblog: lucid-flower: ay-drian: getting over someone you never even dated I don’t know why this picture is so accurate i dont know why this picture was ever taken
baliset: ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole
fuckyeahtxtposts: i’ve never skydived before but i’ve zoomed in on google maps really fast once
Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)