May 2013
4 posts
Is it rude to request that a person say something...
guys seriously i’m so excited for college right now.
April 2013
27 posts
googlehomo:
fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
twelvefootmountaintroll:
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
spoilers
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
odair:
HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT
I shouldn’t have eaten so much at all.
virginityonhigh:
i can’t even. i can only odd
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
seaweedick:
walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”
March 2013
34 posts
schmergo:
I am the least romantic person in the world, today I burst out laughing in the middle of kissing because I randomly thought of this:
lets-go-to-neverland:
superherotimelorddetective:
choc-o-late:
est-offensa-et-mirari:
deppsydoodle:
deppsydoodle:
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
beats Smee how you didn’t understand that
melevator:
I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done
voldemortsblog:
lucid-flower:
ay-drian:
getting over someone you never even dated
I don’t know why this picture is so accurate
i dont know why this picture was ever taken
baliset:
ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole
fuckyeahtxtposts:
i’ve never skydived before but i’ve zoomed in on google maps really fast once
“Ya’ll gon’ make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
